toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

(Source: qoafosho, via stay-ocean-minded)

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

(via relahvant)

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster, via happiest)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via narcissisticallyhatesmyself)

seedy:

white girls

(Source: joeydeangelis, via relahvant)

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

(via happiest)

(Source: bryko, via telapathetic)

unfollovving:

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*sweats nervously*   ORANGE

(via intensional)

slymoose:

(·̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿)

(via jackballs)

  • *fight breaks out*
  • me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

(via w4it-wut)

(Source: memewhore, via joshpeck)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: unclefather, via fake-mermaid)