meganananana:

Are kangaroos like mad stoners or what

(Source: 9gag, via perks-of-being-chinese)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via happiest)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via guy)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

(via swagapino)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

(via legalmexican)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via problemactic)

are-you-lost-or-incomplete:

i bet none of you remember when Chris Brown was on yay me staring London Tipton

(via intensional)

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

(Source: 3rotomania, via asian)

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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(via legalmexican)

(Source: qq45xx, via neatpotatoes)

electraidentity:

shrek gets naughty: pornorgephy 

(Source: marrykiri, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: planjota, via blunderlxnd)

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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(via joshpeck)